The Pothole of Doom

by Kyle

So there we were, driving home on route 1 with a trunk full of groceries as I've done many times before, when BAM!, we hit the world's largest pothole. This pothole had to be 4 feet deep if it was an inch. The entire right side of the car fell into this chasm, pitching the vehicle at a 45 degree angle, the car teetering precariously over the brink. The right rear door flung open and Jon fell into the pit. Maybe "fell" is the wrong word... "dragged by a tentacle" is more like it. Then some huge licks of fire started shooting forth from the gorge and a sort of demonic laughter rung in my ears... "You're next" the devilish voice echoed. I got out of the car and ran for my life.

...I swear that's how it happened