Pajama Riot

by Amy

Pajamas have recently been banned at Annandale High School, as well as in many other schools around the DC- Metropolitan area. This ban has sparked much controversy and rivalry between students and teachers, pajamas and slacks, monkeys and buttons, and, most recently and most shockingly, fighting has erupted between Arabs and Jews over this issue. Students have taken to the streets in protest, often chanting "Free Pajamas!" and "Give Pajamas a Chance!"

Bobby Macklando, 17, a senior at Annandale High School said, "I am protesting because it is my God-given right as an American. It says so in the Constitution. And, like, I just really like pajamas. You know?" So far, the monkeys and the buttons have been entangled in a 72-hour crossfire over this debate, stunning Arabs and Jews alike. Casualties are still unknown.