Kazaa-pped

by Samus

This afternoon, on a Memorial Day weekend, I found myself on my machine, a.k.a. my computer. At the time it had been repressed by the two evil entities, Spyware and Adware. But today, I decided to wage a war against it. My first plan, to replace the one place on my computer where the two evils lie, KaZaA. I looked all around the database known as the world wide web, until I discovered a new hope, KaZaA Lite. I first destroyed KaZaA, and then hired a policeman for the computer to destroy the two evils. Finally, I downloaded KaZaA Lite for good, and the evils were destroyed... for the time being.