The Milk Test

by Bruce

So, yesterday at 11pm I was buying some milk, and I'm staring at 7 gallons of milk, and a river of spilled milk. Most of the full gallons were dented up, and I wasn't going to buy them, but one seemed ok. However, I knew there was a test to show how good the milk was. I couldn't remember it, so first I scratched the plastic, and then smelled it, but then I remembered that only works for melons. I held it up against a light, and tried to see if I saw any light, but I knew that was a Swiss cheese test. Then, I remembered! If I rolled the gallon on the floor, and it turned right then it was fresh! So, away went the milk, and it was moving! I had to chase it down two aisles, and it was turning right the whole way. I knew this was the freshest milk ever seen. That's when it burst. All over the owner. I decided it was time to go...