Training Day

by Nick

So I was sitting around yesterday afternoon playing a little Diablo 2. I had just started a new Hardcore character and was making some good progress. Suddenly, around 3:00 pm, I heard a knock at my door. When I answered it, Mitch was standing there waiting to kidnap me. You can imagine my surprise. I was blindfolded and thrown into the trunk of a car. When we stopped, I was let out and forced to undergo a series of training exercises. Apparently, I had been recruited by a top secret government organization to seek out and destroy Saddam Huessein. They tested my hand-eye coordination by pitting me against other potential recruits in Guilty Gear XX and Tekken Tag Tournament. Then they made me watch Cowboy Bebop as "do's and do not's" training. In the end, I was cut and driven back to my apartment around 2:00 am. I was debriefed and soon collapsed on my bed, not getting up until around noon today. And that's why this story is late.